I went to the shopping mall today, and it was as full as it always is on Tuesday mornings - in other words, not at all. Nevertheless, I tried to get as close as possible to the entrance, and those aisles were of course jam-packed. As I was cruising along, believe it or not, suddenly Mally Gibbon appeared. How he managed to get away from the film team, I cannot tell, but there he was in flesh and blood. I know he is currently recording a film about a television chef's sad life, 'The Tastiest Temptation'.
As soon as he spotted me he waived his sexy hairy hand at me, and started chewing on his cap. We usually do that when we meet. I did not have any cap in the car, but I bit the steering wheel real hard, to show that I recognised him. The teeth marks are still there, if anyone wants to check.
He looked around and spotted a free space, so he waived at me to follow him. I got further and further into the aisle, until he suddenly stopped me. Apparently he was mistaken, and there was no free place. He looked around and saw a free place down the parallel aisle and made me reverse back out to get to it.
When I was halfway down the next aisle, he suddenly stopped me again. No, there was no place there either. This aisle was bent in a curious shape, and it was not very easy to get out, but Mally guided me. Until suddenly there was a big bang. I had hit another car. I tried to get out of the car, but Mally told me to stay where I was. "I take care of this", he said and bent down where I could not see him. I heard some strange noises, and finally decided to get out.
Funnily enough Mally had disappeared. So had my four hubcaps. Luckily, the only other damage to my car was the dent where Mally had kicked it.
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