A famous encounter

It was only after the bus almost arrived to the shopping mall, that I realised that the person dozing next to me leaning his head against my shoulder, was no other than the famous actor Tim Krauss. His ex-wife, the star Colliere Tiddvan, was sitting at the other side of the aisle, and she was bombarding him with small balls of chocolate wrapping paper. Her body was still as impressively gargantuan as ever. She smiled her lovely smile, each time a ball hit him where she knew it would hurt, and I simply had to ask for her autograph.

Before leaving the bus I carefully crumpled the autograph in the ashtray in front of her. I love the feeling when famous people write something for me, but I really have other things to do than to collect useless pieces of paper - especially with chocolate stains.